What interesting names these fighters have. Tai Ping, OK I will go along with that, Gino - just about passable, but Anna and Sir Gerry - come on, you are 'avin a larf ain'tcha? And Mickey the Finn? Although he sounds like a ticket tout from Bethnal Green, he is actually Swedish.
Three locations are on offer in which to choose your fist fight (if indeed you want to 'have a go') - Egypt, Japan and America. Why do they not ever use such places as Sunderland or Basingstoke? And is it not time we had English small town beat-em-ups where kids from different housing estates go around looking for bother?
Fistfighter is averagely average, but at eight sovs it does not cost an arm and a leg.